Date:
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Time: 8:54 AM
to all my friends
i missed you all
i really missed you all
missed all the times we are together
missed the rubbish we talk about
heck i even miss fighting and bickering with you all
and would love nothing more then go out and catch up on a movie
BUT ALAS , thats not to be
everytime i pick up my phone anticipating a quiet lunch or a walk
it rings with the prospect of more work and replacement
god i hate replacements
i have tried my dear friends , i have tried my best
i have threathened my manager forced him to buy me countless meals , make fun of him trample him under my feet and even gossiped with his bride to be about his affair with the dishwasher
but he refused to let me quit
so i decided to make myself as unpleasant as i can to all the staff working about me in hopes that they will rebuke and stage a revolution against me and i will put up a show and leave
but they think i am playing and played along with my impended insults and tricks
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO ???:?!!!!
so i propose my dear friends that we seriously need to take drastic measures on the subject of maintaining our friendship
WE WILL BOYCOTT MY MANAGER
many times have i given him the chance to see things as it is
many times have i given him the chance to give me the red card
but it failed
and it pains me to see that our ailing friendship is on the edge fighting for any signs of survival
so we shall take action soon
( stops and take a bite of instant noodles )
ahem as i was saying ...
we shall boycott my manager till he given in to sulivence
scracth that
he shall embrace the idea of firing me with relish and relief when we are done with him
then when the day comes for my freedom i shall hug and kiss you all my dear friends
then we shall go out for a nice cappicino in starbucks
you savvy ?