Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Time: 10:02 AM

it's 2 in the morning

and i dont feel like sleeping

despite the fact that my manager called me early in the morning and said " hello this is kan calling from ichiban sushi, melissa it's 12.30 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT HERE YET ?! "

and that i cant give just 2 hours notice If i want to quit

forced to go to another birthday party

forced to admit that i am not of age yet and cant go clubbing

why are people such a pain in the ass when i just want them to stay away and leave me to my unrealistic world of mapling and animation

and clubbing is such a waste of time, why club when you have animation

and i am not just saying that because i could not go THANK YOU VERY MUCH

NOW SHUT UP

anyway asking me to fork out more of my life doing something thats pissing me off is the greatest torture god could have given me

THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOUR ALMIGHTY FOR MAKING ME SUCH A PIPSQEAUK

AND NOT TO MENTION THE BONUS OF MY UNHAPPY LIFE.

yes i am so short that you cant even pick me up with a pair of tweesers

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT SHE MISTAKE A MOLEHILL FOR MOUNT EVEREST ?!

and sy being so vertical is not helping

dang it all you know what

I DONT CARE ANYMORE

I WILL GO RESIGN MESELF AND IF THEY DONT LET ME I WILL GO MIA

AND I AM SURE I WILL SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE WORKING AT THE ZOO CLEANING CROCODILE POO AND ONE DAY TOSS MESELF TO THOSE REPTILIAN DINOSAUR MINATURES

AND THE PIMPLES AINT HELPING

NO

WHY DO THAT TO MESELF

ONLY SOLUTION :CONQUER THE WORLD

it's quite simple really, that is why i am up at this time for


i will get myself abucted by evil rabid mice bent on world domination and for experimentation removed my brain and heart for human speciman

i shall feel empty and nothing for a while and might think that my brain and heart died in me

all i can say is that they will regret it soon enough

THEIR SPACESHIP THINGY WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE OF UNORGANIC COMBUSTION OF EVIL MOLECULAR MOLECULES THAT RESIDE IN MY BRAIN AND THOSE MOLECULES WILL ABSORB ALL THEIR EVIL DATA THEIR EVIL THOUGHTS AND TATICS SHALL BE TRANSFERED TO ME

I WILL BE THE ONE DOING WORLD DOMINATION

AND WHEN I CONQUER THE WORLD I WILL SENT EVERYONE TO DANCE THE HEMPEN JIG ESPECIALLY FEMALE HUMAN SPECIMAN R, SHE WILL DIE THE MOST HORRIBLE DEATH HUMANS EVER EXPERINECE

I SHALL CUT HER TONGUE AND SHOOT HER THEN SHOOT HER TONGUE AND BABEQUE HER IN FRONT OF THE CROCODILES WITH BABEQUE SAUCE AND BIND HER TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE SOME SQUIRMING DELICIOUS PREY

THEN I SHALL BE LEFT ALONE IN THE WORLD WITH NOTHING BUT ROBOTS THAT HEED MY EVERY WHIM

THERE SHALL NOT BE A PERSON LEFT TO LAUGH AT MY LOOKS OR HEIGHT

ISNT MY PLAN JUST FANTASTIC

NOW I JUST HAVE TO GO FIND MESELF SOME MICE