Date: Monday, February 25, 2008
Time: 9:34 AM

i simply dont know what to write on these days

no ponning of school

no special outings

no special occassions

NOTHING

life is so sad and monotonous that even i feel low

u might be thinking " what this girl can feel low ?! the world is coming to an end !!!"

yes i can feel low because

ONE : I HAVE NOTING TO DO

TWO: I HAVE YET TO FIND MY MICE AND SO WORLD DOMINATION WAS PUT OFF

THREE: I AM LIVING IN A WORLD THAT IS SO BORING I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE WORD HANGING OFF THIN AIR

FOUR: MY SIS SNORES LIKE A COW

and the world is coming to an end yes, i am just waiting for that opputunity meanwhile enjoy ur lives when u can

but this is not fair

where is my fair chance of finding edward elric and practicing alchemy ?

where is my fair chance of sailing the world and fighting shichibukais and making nakamas ?

where is my fair chance of finding a teacher who would teach me how to mould my chakra to form some marvellous technics to defeat all that i see not fit to live in this world ?

where is my adventure ?!!

while i sit here rotting for an alien ship to come pick me up

a sudden thought occured me

what if i died of bordness before i even spot them

then all my plans will go to waste

i cannot give up like this

this is not how i should end

such a tragic tragic thing shall not happen to me when i have yet conquer the world to reside in a carribean island while johnny depp is fanning me

( note to whoever: yes i could have reside in a carribean island even if i dont conquer the world but will johnny dear fan me ? )

as to not end up like the story line above i had forced myself to face the world which i hate so much

( warning : the story below consist much of ezeseration( i know the spelling is wrong, dictionary.com has given up and oh do the maths)and not intended for those who dont tolerate nonsense u can skip the next 17 lines )

i went out to brave the winds and rain this afternoon to search for a priceless treasure which will satiasfy my love for beautiful things

after a long long journey which consist of demonic children with killer alpha laced amplifiyers in their throats

i found that i have survied and step off woodlands mrt with a jumping heart in anticipation of my prize

my prize does not come cheap

it has a price tag and a full security alarm attached to it

and under the watchful eye of the dragon-ness i approached the treasure cave carefully

she eyed me with a firey intensitiy and bellowed to me where i could find my treasue

the cabinet had shone with such glamour when i shakily took wary steps near it

i told my heart to be still as i searched for it

TO FIND THAT IT'S GONE

and i turned to face the dragon-ness full of fury with sword in hand and asked her

" IS THERE ANY OTHER OUTLET IN SINGAPORE THAT SELL THAT NECKLACE ?"

to which she replied it is out of stock all through singapore

just my luck

singapore is so small that it dont even import the necklace for sheer fear that the weight of it will sink the tiny island to who knows where in a bubbling fit of...bubbles


why is life so sad and just gets sadder


hey i know


i will make the world lubdibrium when i conquer it

or other words candy land

Date: Saturday, February 23, 2008
Time: 11:16 AM

i know i am getting this bad

i cant sleep any early then 5 in the morning

new habit i have to kick

like i dont have enough bugging me already

with this new habit in hand, there leaves mua plently of time to figure out my marvelous plan

i have decided that the first to die in mua evil cluthes will be me boss

if i have hated him before then i hate him even more now

the moron woke me up from my maple sea dream and shouted to me that if i want to sleep i go to mcdonalds to sleep

hey you know what

WHAT THE FUCK U THINK U ARE ?!

you get money everyday to go around nagging people who are actually worth and are doing their jobs good and you go act as if u own the whole world

when actually you are nothing but a delusional old fart

you dare come to the outlet everytime and scold my beloved managers that are doing real jobs and give others a hard time and still claim that you are only thinking the best for us

YOU ARE SADDLY MISTAKEN


and to quote him " i dont open a hotel here i am trying to run a buisness"

FUCK YOU

this ain't ur buisness old fart

you are just an employee same status under the REAL BOSS 's eye

you are not even our real boss my boss is in japan u are just a delusional substitude who thinks you are great when u are licking the boss ass everytime you see him

yeah a great boot licker you are


heck if you think u are so great lets see who supports you

if ever you come over to any outlet to work as a REAL manager

i see how you handle everything here

you can fucking run the whole place yourself, be the service crew kitchen crew at the same time

if you can you have my due respect to go on ur high and mightly-ness

if you dont take that attitude and shove it up your ass or smth

sheesh

if i dare say my dad knows YOUR BOSS i see ur eyes pop right outa their fat sockets and you will fuss all over my dad to get him tell the boss what a great ass licker you are.

but i guess it is not easy working your job

you have to kiss every ass that claims they know your boss

but still a warning : keep in mind that the toes you step on today might lead to the ass you kiss tomorrow

i will love to see you squirm in that big aquarium of crocodiles covered in babeque sauce trying to kiss mine

too bad you had your chance

and you know i tend to be a little grouchy when i am disturbed in my sleep

i had known for many years through numeruos research that humans are indeed lazy creatures and will stop typing mid sentence when the clock struck 5 and go on to the funner parts of life like dating clubbing whatever humans think it is fun enough to do with their lives

but it had never occured to me that humans will automatically become less compationate after their working hours

lets take colleague A for example, yes he is colleague A he is not fit to be my friend

he was all nice to this sweet new girl who just came joined us not long before

yes he was all sweet till 10 pm

where his time is up he promptly left the girl to die in to kitchen for closing when it is supposed to be a 2 person job

and did i mention that there is still time till 10

he could have helped

i had always thought that humans had to be respondsible in things

which meant that if the job is not finished they will stay behind to finish it before they go

not dump all the burden on others just because it's convienent

another asshole

he would be the reason why there are so many single mothers in the world

obviously females of a species is more respondsible then most of the males

i dont understand how they will turn non-human after due time and leave another person to die even if they are calling for help

I hate these people, scracth that, THESE FUCKERS

if this is what the world is coming to then i am better off working with robots

great another point taken for my plan

Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Time: 10:02 AM

it's 2 in the morning

and i dont feel like sleeping

despite the fact that my manager called me early in the morning and said " hello this is kan calling from ichiban sushi, melissa it's 12.30 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT HERE YET ?! "

and that i cant give just 2 hours notice If i want to quit

forced to go to another birthday party

forced to admit that i am not of age yet and cant go clubbing

why are people such a pain in the ass when i just want them to stay away and leave me to my unrealistic world of mapling and animation

and clubbing is such a waste of time, why club when you have animation

and i am not just saying that because i could not go THANK YOU VERY MUCH

NOW SHUT UP

anyway asking me to fork out more of my life doing something thats pissing me off is the greatest torture god could have given me

THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOUR ALMIGHTY FOR MAKING ME SUCH A PIPSQEAUK

AND NOT TO MENTION THE BONUS OF MY UNHAPPY LIFE.

yes i am so short that you cant even pick me up with a pair of tweesers

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT SHE MISTAKE A MOLEHILL FOR MOUNT EVEREST ?!

and sy being so vertical is not helping

dang it all you know what

I DONT CARE ANYMORE

I WILL GO RESIGN MESELF AND IF THEY DONT LET ME I WILL GO MIA

AND I AM SURE I WILL SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE WORKING AT THE ZOO CLEANING CROCODILE POO AND ONE DAY TOSS MESELF TO THOSE REPTILIAN DINOSAUR MINATURES

AND THE PIMPLES AINT HELPING

NO

WHY DO THAT TO MESELF

ONLY SOLUTION :CONQUER THE WORLD

it's quite simple really, that is why i am up at this time for


i will get myself abucted by evil rabid mice bent on world domination and for experimentation removed my brain and heart for human speciman

i shall feel empty and nothing for a while and might think that my brain and heart died in me

all i can say is that they will regret it soon enough

THEIR SPACESHIP THINGY WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE OF UNORGANIC COMBUSTION OF EVIL MOLECULAR MOLECULES THAT RESIDE IN MY BRAIN AND THOSE MOLECULES WILL ABSORB ALL THEIR EVIL DATA THEIR EVIL THOUGHTS AND TATICS SHALL BE TRANSFERED TO ME

I WILL BE THE ONE DOING WORLD DOMINATION

AND WHEN I CONQUER THE WORLD I WILL SENT EVERYONE TO DANCE THE HEMPEN JIG ESPECIALLY FEMALE HUMAN SPECIMAN R, SHE WILL DIE THE MOST HORRIBLE DEATH HUMANS EVER EXPERINECE

I SHALL CUT HER TONGUE AND SHOOT HER THEN SHOOT HER TONGUE AND BABEQUE HER IN FRONT OF THE CROCODILES WITH BABEQUE SAUCE AND BIND HER TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE SOME SQUIRMING DELICIOUS PREY

THEN I SHALL BE LEFT ALONE IN THE WORLD WITH NOTHING BUT ROBOTS THAT HEED MY EVERY WHIM

THERE SHALL NOT BE A PERSON LEFT TO LAUGH AT MY LOOKS OR HEIGHT

ISNT MY PLAN JUST FANTASTIC

NOW I JUST HAVE TO GO FIND MESELF SOME MICE

Date: Monday, February 18, 2008
Time: 9:57 AM

okay

it just so happened that of all the people who attended the picnic

i am the only one that's too lazy to blog about it

so i will make it quick and simple

we went for a picnic to celebrate sy and angie's birthday.

thank u sy for uploading horrible pics of me

i will deal with u next time

in the mean time enjoy ur presents

i have to eat grass to afford it

and so put off my plans to destroy the world for another few months

but i will be back.

Fucking cbox wont work, tagbox will have to wait.

Date: Thursday, February 7, 2008
Time: 7:57 AM

Finally home

ahma's house as pleasant and polite as usual, evryone making fake impressions of others to last for another year.

got ang paos ( abt 200 plus not counting my parent's )

but oh wads the use

i lost 100 anyway

through new year gambling of cause

no other reasons.

jay chou's new movie is really funny a little fake a little too much to be left for imagination and a tad bit well kung fu..

my friends say that they cant really see through me, not literally, i dont really think that i keep to myself thatt much

ok not too much

but it's ok i mean to quote it from someone " personal space " is important for private personal

the fact that i dont talk much about myself and my problems are that since u are already telling me all of yours, u seem much too occupied with your problems.

i DID NOT say that u dun care

it's just you all have too much of your own what for burden u with more problems

ok that sentence above might give you that " MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS THIS GIRL IS JUST AN INGORNANT ASS " kind of thought but no i am not trying to play word twisting here.

well i guess i just dun like to talk that much

that explains the bottled up anger

THANK U to whoever that came from

i never'd denied that

oh why the hell am i contridicting myself

ok ok

i just like to keep everything to myself

i cant find anyone to really talk to

i like to solve everything by myself and think i can carry the world on my back like a snail

i am actually a person who has a lot of faces

i dont talk much about myself because i think it coild be just what you want people to think of you about, you dont talk and act people will see through it sooner or later but to let these people observe and find out who u really are

people who dont give me a good impression stays bad forever, people i dont like at first contact stays in that list too.very narrow minded person mua is.


i show anger and criticise those that i really care about but treat those i cant really be bothered about with kindness.

and i only buy gifts to those that are nice to me and i know they are sincere

there you have it my whole personallity on words

and it is only 8 damn sentence

come to think about it i am really weird

so much for that

Date: Sunday, February 3, 2008
Time: 8:00 AM

I have known that my friend is a little off sometimes

but that was mental admittance you know just a thought

today must have been the day that confirmed my suspitions that she is indeed a little off and maybe a little sucidal.

the day had began with such promise although it was a little late due to said friend's hesitance.

we 3 had decided that we will go and have a happy day today

as said fren and i was happily talking fren B arrived looking totally down and sad, and when we asked why she said it was the rain..

right, lifted our mood to no limits

but it's okay when we have our meal i had cheered her up a little

then after the meal fren A became very emo and increasingly annoying when asked she refuse to tell us anything to the point that i almost decided to give her two tight slaps across her then annoying face

and then she went ahead to cry in the toliet

and still refused to tell us anything

to which i assumed that either she hated and disagree with kfc ( which was the choice of meal ) or she really frind televesion better company then frens or she had a secret lover hiding in the toliet and everytime she went in he will appear like cacaman but had broken her heart saying that he have 3 wives with 12 children, and she flushed him down the toliet.

then we sent her home to which she repaid our kindness by chasing us away

I HATE HER TO THE CORE OF FUCKING SINGAPORE

AND I AM NEVER GONNA TALK TO HER AGAIN NEVER EVER , EVER.

then i decided not to let herruin my day so fren b and i went to walk around.

we did a manicure

bought donuts ( with great difficulty )

and brought a shirt

and sat down and chatted away the night